So these past 2 weeks I have definitely not noticed a growing pile of magazines sitting around my house that continue to arrive despite my lack of time to read them. I would totally not subscribe to four magazines when I have a 4 month-old baby to take care of. Moreover I would never delude myself into believing I'll get around to reading them "at some point" and insist my husband not recycle them. That would be crazy. I also have not been sitting on the couch chatting and watching tv to later notice the throw pillow beside me covered in spit-up. I definitely pay much closer attention to my baby than that! I would never return from washing my hands after a diaper change to find my baby diaper-less. Seeing that she is too small to take off her own diaper, that would mean I had forgotten to put a new one on her, and I would never do such a thing! I am a much better mommy than that. Finally I most certainly did not transport my baby in a laundry basket, much less atop a heap of dirty clothes (gross!), even if that might be the only way to get my baby and a basket of laundry down to the basement safely. Who would do that?! Not me, that's for sure!
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